Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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