These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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