Jerry, you need to find god
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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