its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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