i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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