Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I think my vagina is haunted
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He better not be in your backpack
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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