ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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