grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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