i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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