Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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