She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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