so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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