Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize