nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My penis needs a shock collar
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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