That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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