You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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