if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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