Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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