but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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