Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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