Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So. Much. Porn.
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