plz talk dirty to me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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