y did u give ur computer a hand job?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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