I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Non-Jews are for practice
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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