They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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