If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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