Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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