Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Randomize
