Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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