...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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