My friends, they love my intelligence
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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