Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
bring money and cleavage
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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