does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
