your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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