She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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