If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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