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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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