He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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