So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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