i jhust puked up my retainher.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Randomize
