What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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