called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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