he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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