week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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