If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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