try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
NoShamevember. You game?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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