He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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