I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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