My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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