it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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