Say something about gay babies.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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