So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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