at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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