I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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