If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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