Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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