I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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